No Such Thing As A Fish
by No Such Thing As A Fish
About No Such Thing As A Fish
The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.
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#45Little Fish: Reindeer Animal Animal
· 34:07
Andy tells us which item of clothing he often loses in the night, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include henges, Hitler, Swedes and subs. And the gang announce eight more Friend of...
Bonus: Drop Us A Line - Will We Pass the Inspection?
· 35:43
Happy weekend everybody! We're sharing a Club Fish bonus episode our main feed. Drop Us A Line is our fortnightly audience feedback show, in which Andy, James and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by...
#651No Such Thing As Alien Dust
· 53:54
Rhys Darby joins Dan, James and Anna to discuss Santorini, sheep and suspending sacks of spuds. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
#44Little Fish: No Orifice Boy
· 31:26
James describes the time he inhabited a giant robot, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include candles, Canada and camphor. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast...
#650No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Wig
· 56:15
Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss boffins, blankets, baldness and Binks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
#43Little Fish: Pope Guilty the First
· 30:43
Dan finally learns the truth about a playground rumour, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include naughty Newfoundlanders, olive oil, and pointing at pumpkins. And the gang announce...
#649No Such Thing As The Have An Ice Cream Bird
· 53:13
Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bird songs, big starfish, basic security and Bertha Suttner. Grey lourie bird media used with permission from @StoriesOfTheKruger |...
#42Little Fish: I'm Not Even On The Internet Right Now
· 34:09
James does some gratuitous celebrity name-dropping while he, Dan and Anna discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include revels, rocks and railways. And Dan, James and Anna shout-out eight more Friend of the Podcast...
#648No Such Thing As Half-Past Purple
· 54:05
Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss warmed fog, weird fines and wind farms. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
#41Little Fish: Put A Peanut In It
· 31:55
The gang discuss YOUR facts, and Dan completes a Rubik's cube in just a few seconds. This week's subjects include Pakistan, pubs and printing papers. And Anna, James and Andy shout-out eight more Friend of the Podcast...
#647No Such Thing As A Toilet Break For A Tuna
· 55:24
Live from the Royal Institution, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss big fish, big pencils and a big coincidence. Missed out on this live show? Get in-person or streaming tickets for the London Podcast Festival here...
#40Little Fish: Moss Moss Mossmoss Moss
· 29:52
Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including kitchens, cocktails and a chap named Cassell. Anna works out why she lost to James at archery. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit...
#646No Such Thing As The Mice Of The Fruit Bowl
· 55:32
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stress, sentences and supermarkets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus...
#39Little Fish: Short Back and Left
· 29:42
Anna, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including beards, barrels, scissors and Shostakovich. Andy explains why he is the true man of the people. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit...
#645No Such Thing As A Fence Made of Sausage
· 54:49
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lou Bega, the black keys, and the travelling wheelbarrows. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
#38Little Fish: Get To The Bus!
· 31:23
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including jellyfish and Jesse Jackson. James sets the record straight over some slander that occurred while he was on holiday. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast...
#644No Such Thing As Sunscreen for Flies
· 57:30
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smoking, sinking, sailing and sunscreen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus...
#37Little Fish: Chromosomes are coming home
· 28:00
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including Curaçao, chips and chess. Dan and Andy compete to see who has the best cardboard box anecdote. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit...
#643No Such Thing As No Such Thing As A Crab
· 1:02:55
Bertie Terrilliams of the Margate Crab Museum joins Dan, Anna and James to discuss cures, curators, crabs and KAPOW! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
#36Little Fish: I believed it when Pythagoras said it
· 28:24
Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including scaring cormorants, cleaning horses and recognising frogmen. Anna reveals what her first word was. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. London Podcast...
#642No Such Thing As An Unlucky Fountain
· 56:27
Jamie Morton joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss symmetry, lottery, and an erotic bee. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
#35Little Fish: Shall we put a podcast on? What a stupid idea!
· 30:26
Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including pasta, Proust and pencils. Anna shares her secret 'Wheel of Life' game. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news...
#641No Such Thing As A Glazed Lizard Donut
· 55:56
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Disney Princesses, brave tailors and tangled lizards. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for...
#34Little Fish: Really Siding With The Baddies
· 30:43
James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including huge holes and dangerous materials. James and Andy argue over a TikTokker who doesn't exist. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians. Visit...
#640No Such Thing As The Metal Bloke
· 53:53
Nish Kumar joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss The Man Who Talks With String; The Man Who Sold The World; and the man you don't want directing your B-movie. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our...
#33Little Fish: I've Booked Us In A Lovely Toilet
· 29:50
Andy, James and Anna discuss YOUR facts including a road that's not a road; and lots of other places that are not where you might think. Anna discovers the true nature of God. And we name eight more Friend of the...
#639No Such Thing As Poddyversity Challenge
· 56:21
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss shamans, humans, theme parks and theme tunes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive...
#32Little Fish: Accordion To Whom?
· 29:52
Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including salt, swine and CPR. We hear what Rufus Hound yelled to Dan in the street. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Head to...
#638No Such Thing As Chekhov's Volcano
· 55:55
Greg Foot joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss vision, vacuums, volcanoes and Volvos. Head to nosuchthingasafish.com/Risummer for tickets to our July shows at the Royal Institution! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for...
#31Little Fish: It's Nice To Say Titicaca
· 31:01
Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including Hot Springs and Fat Controllers. Anna astonishes us all by failing to fall for a 2000s pop music hoax. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join...
#637No Such Thing As A Pastronaut
· 56:42
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss kitchen hygiene, a Commander-in-Chief, and NaHCO3. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
#30Little Fish: Swallowing A Fabergé Egg
· 28:32
Anna joins Dan and Andy for her first Little Fish, discussing your facts including liver eating and toucan heating. We learn why you might want to put your socks on if you see Dan crawling around on the beach. And we...
#636No Such Thing As Uncle Egg
· 58:10
Prodigal Podcaster Anna Ptaszynski returns! She joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss whistling bombs, wifi cars and wild oats. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
#29Little Fish: Unencumbered By Any Knowledge
· 30:19
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including reaction times and daylight saving times. We learn why Andy doesn't fancy the secret to everlasting life. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians...
#635No Such Thing As A Whale In Your Car
· 55:10
Manu Henriot joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss seaweed, spermaceti, stick houses and Spain. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
#28Little Fish: Still Rockin' The Cloaca
· 30:21
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Nottingham and wedding hams. Dan and Andy argue over Ben Stiller movies. Again. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
#634No Such Thing As A Ham Bag
· 53:49
Susie Dent joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss mums, tongues, Tods and Boz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus...
#27Little Fish: You've Hit The Nail On the Head
· 32:18
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Jack Black and flat pack. James creates a new theme tune. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
#633No Such Thing As Imaginary Flumps
· 57:20
Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss the First Earl of Bristol, the Last One Laughing, and the Psycho that put movies in the right order. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise...
#26Little Fish: Jurassic Bark
· 31:41
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including hippos and hip-hop. Dan's joke-telling career reaches its peak. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
#632No Such Thing As Anti-Drone Sharks
· 54:53
Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss beeps, Pepys, embryos and streaming shows. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
#25Little Fish: Violent Dave
· 29:53
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including elderly basketball players, aptly named poker players and insane clowns. James explains his beef with Johnny Knoxville. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact...
#631No Such Thing As A Second-Placed Helmet
· 58:19
Zoe Lyons joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss road runners, sharks and Eddie the Eagle. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
#24Little Fish: No Harm, No Foul
· 31:45
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including antifreeze, leaning trees and FURBs. Andy reveals why he's not on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club...
#630No Such Thing As The God of Snooze Buttons
· 53:57
Anne Miller joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss beans, Blackbeard and Ben Hur. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive...
#23Little Fish: The Body Of A Young Paul Newman
· 28:42
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including dogs playing poker and peacocks destroying planets. Dan reveals the name of his pot plant. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club Fish...
#629No Such Thing As Elizabeth I's Burnt Umber
· 58:54
Angela Barnes joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss the cars, the horses and the runs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
#22Little Fish: The Cat Is Banging On The Door
· 29:25
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including soccer, snacks and Stonehenge. We discover which of us has an alter-ego called 'Struggle Cop'. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. Join Club...
#628No Such Thing As Doing A Solzhenitsyn
· 57:27
Daliso Chaponda joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss space, scrabble, smuggling and cichlids. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
#21Little Fish: The Rat Ticklers Need Me
· 29:18
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including boneless chicken, lifeless fungi paradoxical frogs. We learn what Anna has in common with Charles Dickens. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians...
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