About LuAnna: The Podcast
Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For...
LuAnna: The Podcast episodeslatest 50
'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!
· 34:47
On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm. Plus, a Dubai cleaner dealing with a dead...
'I have been on the receiving end of a podcast scam!'
· 1:03:47
On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunning), and you know how...
'How do you think I racked up the numbers?'- Pity Shagging, Dating Icks & A Lego House
· 39:32
On this week's Totally Extra: We're buzzing because it's one month til Troxy! Please get your shoutouts in for the big day, we can't wait to see you! Plus, Evil Edna is born, Lu's inclination to pity shag, pickle...
"He's a bit too Boy Band to be Bond"
· 1:22:42
On this week's LuAnna: Our opinions on the top Bond picks (Anna’s obsessed with Paul Mescal, and Lu doesn’t know who any of them are), Meta has a big old pay out over child safety online, we’re fully on board and could...
She swallowed her what?!
· 26:36
On this week's Totally Extra: A hellish first day for a student nurse, justice for the Walls Feast ice cream, and Tracy from Didcot has a spectacular Peri or Plain Stupid which ends in a 5 hour stint in A&E and...
'The kids think they rule the roost, and they bloody don't!'
· 1:10:10
On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t wear a...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Floor Granola, Johnny Hats & A Lake Garda 69
· 26:41
On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep getting...
"Holly Willoughby's YouTube Return: Brave Or Bland?"
· 54:24
On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym d*ck, Naked Ladders & A girl named Peekaboo?!
· 28:55
On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday. Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the definitive answer...
'The Female Equivalent Of The Andrew Tate Pipeline?' — Nara Smith, Tradwives & Financial Freedom
· 1:23:22
On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Disney Adults, Peri or Plain Stupid & a Surprise Funeral
· 25:41
On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong. Plus, we're crowdfunding to stuff David...
'Now That's What I Call Luisa!'
· 1:07:30
On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been contacted...
TOTALLY EXTRA: "We Are Sitting On A Potential Gold Mine" - Penis Reviews, "Holibobs" & Stealth Pad Changes
· 24:41
On this week's Totally Extra: We're banning "hollibobs" and a man paid £14 for two bags of crisps and a water at Stansted - daylight robbery! Plus, a woman is paying her mortgage writing paragraph-length penis reviews...
'He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound'
· 1:11:54
On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Frozen Mango Wine, Greta Thunberg & How much would you charge for a**l?
· 36:59
On this week's Totally Extra: Happy birthday Anna! Tesco Susan's been there since '87, Lu's not Greta Thunberg's biggest fan, Imo sets a fart challenge, and we're introduced to Gary the brown dog. Plus, the brand...
'Would you not just go and steal a baby?'
· 1:07:40
On this week's LuAnna: We do a proper deep dive on Sweet Bobby and Maternal Instinct! It's Anna's 45th birthday week, she's off to Sicily, and Lu immediately hijacks the chat to crowdsource a theme for her 40th next...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Baguette vs Naan, A Sugar Daddy Dilemma & Lee Andrews' Cameo
· 34:43
On this week's Totally Extra: The great baguette vs naan throwing debate kicks off, "We're Gagging For It" returns with the most chaotic things you've done trying to be sexy, and we've tried and failed to get a Lee...
"Nearly arrested at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair suitcase"
· 57:35
On this week's LuAnna: The Mexican Batman duct taping bike thieves to lampposts and giving Lu vigilante ideation, the Take That live show that Anna loved, Lu nearly gets arrested at Marrakech airport after refusing to...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Backdoor Poetry, PlayStation Icks & A Midwife's Worst Words
· 19:45
On this week's Totally Extra: Our Feeld agent returns with an ode to her backside read at a wedding, we’re whispering things into our partners’ phones for some targeted ad revenge, we’ve got the PlayStation ick, a...
'I hate Oat Milk and I don't get why everyone loves it'
· 55:45
On this week's LuAnna: Anna befriended an 84-year-old Nobel-adjacent professor on Ryanair, Lu's refusing to go to her daughter's school performance because she's got other shit to do, and we launch "I Said What I Said"...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pencil D*ck vs Projectile Vomit, Mini Cheddar Ice Cream & a Cruising Confession
· 30:47
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna fed Alex fly eggs in a salad and said nothing, Imo debuts Try Something Fun Time with a blind ice cream tasting (sorry about the ASMR), someone sh*t in a kettle AND a toaster on a...
'She's been eating raw chicken since childhood!'
· 1:14:12
On this week's LuAnna: It's boiling, Lu threw Dixchella for Dixie's 16th with 110 teens and a rodeo bull and is planning to smuggle smoke cannons to Morocco for a horseback photoshoot, and Anna's finally moving into her...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Toothpaste wars, Lu's 3-Hour Fart Session & the Cucumber that went back in the Fridge
· 27:55
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's '96 girl band photo gets compared to The Grinch (they’re not wrong), a listener stole foxglove seeds from Buck Pal, listener Sophie's podcast played the vibrator sharing episode to...
'She's the prostitute, but she's the wife. It's genius.'
· 1:01:25
On this week's LuAnna: we're back to business with a late night record for Anna and Lu, Lu fresh off a plane from Spain, and Anna fresh from being exposed on the loo in from of 12 self checkouts in the supermarket...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Merging Lane Fury, Voice Note Of The Year & Words You've Been Saying Wrong
· 18:12
On this week's Totally Extra: We're giving Zissbags a little bit more time to recover from the ailment of the yeaaaaaar, but never fear, we'd never leave our Lufannians high and dry. Here's some more of our favourite...
'It's the ailment of the year'
· 42:49
On this week's Luanna: It's finally happened. After 8 years of Luanna (including two of the podcast that shall not be named), the tramadol era, the broken back and more, Luanna is off sick. But don't fear, Anna has hand...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Nippy Nippy, Password Hacking & One And Done
· 19:58
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's full taken up the hunting Tesco name badges for long-service staff hobby, Lu's confessing to some poetry theft, whatever 'Nippy Nippy' is, a misheard lyric that's basically incest...
'I even thought about getting pregnant again!'
· 1:00:55
On this week's LuAnna: Lu nearly got her head microwaved in an MRI thanks to her hair extensions, Anna's fawning over Joe Wilkinson and reminisces about the doctor that almost made her want to get pregnant again and...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gross Pillow Pranks, Naked Campaigns & Vinted Payback
· 21:17
On this week’s Totally Extra: There’s more petty crime at the supermarket, a listener sends in a truly vile pillow revenge story involving post-sex cock wiping, there’s rage over the M42, praise for using up every last...
" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"
· 1:05:36
On this week’s LuAnna: Anna reports back from a ridiculously posh run of events including Buckingham Palace with Al and his “Nigel Farage umbrella”, and a trip to Chelsea Flower Show with Papa P, where they stumble...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Turtle Soup Trauma, Stinky Lunches & Banana Confessions
· 24:18
On this week’s Totally Extra: Dads traumatising daughters for a good story, "good" babies, there’s petty workplace revenge against a sexist colleague with a stinking lunch, group sex toy usage, a period cup in a hotel...
EXTRA HOT: WHERE IS LEE ANDREWS?!
· 41:52
On this Extra Hot episode: The girls dive headfirst into the wild Katie Price and Lee Andrews saga. From a whirlwind wedding to van FaceTimes and travel ban chaos, this one has truly gripped the nation, Lu's been on the...
'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"
· 58:16
On this week’s LuAnna: it’s another Bank Holiday, nobody’s working, and Lu has gone full proud mum because Crumble has officially graduated dog training with a medal. Anna, meanwhile, reckons she may be on the road to...
TOTALLY EXTRA: MH370 Mysteries, Hidden Snakes & Cousin Kiss Drama
· 22:55
On this week’s Totally Extra: the girls talk ageing, feeling uncool and the moment you realise the kids’ slang has officially left you behind, one listener shares an unhinged petty revenge story involving chilli oil and...
'I really don’t think that we should have free speech'
· 1:38:52
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls debrief the full Gladiators live experience after heading to Birmingham in full matching kits, which left both of them absolutely broken for days. Anna also gives us the lowdown from the...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna- Woman of the People, Parcel Parcel & a Secret Sugarbaby
· 22:45
On this week’s Totally Extra: We chat the weird little joys in life including saxophone covers, bottle banks and perfectly fitting Vinted trousers, one listener shares a grimly funny “meat and sauce in the toilet” story...
' This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories we've ever received'
· 56:32
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are in full matching Gladiators kits and heading off to Birmingham for the live experience, equipped with gloves, a dicky neck, a dicky ankle and a lot of bravado. Will Anna's sessions...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Feeld Hook-Ups, Driveway Rage & Conspiracy Theories
· 28:38
On this week’s Totally Extra: One listener leaves her cheating husband and launches herself into a full-blown sexploration featuring pegging, beehives and a man in red pants, the girls tackle parking wars, shit gifts...
'You cannot be tried on your morals, everybody's morals are different!'
· 1:11:12
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are hanging after a night at Sam Faiers’ launch, where they battled cheap rosé, a terrifying glass lift and a mission to meet actual Spice Girl Mel B. Anna gives us the full debrief from...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fullfrontal Overshares, Parent Bay Revenge & A Family Friend on Grindr
· 31:59
On this week’s Totally Extra: one listener’s medical panic leads to an extremely unfortunate camera roll reveal in front of her son, a mother and child parking bay abuser gets called out, Luanna are potentially...
'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'
· 59:57
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Lu's May half term plans are all out the window as...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Stonehenge, Twin Penises & a Very Bad Taste Test
· 26:40
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants...
'Parents need to take responsibility!'
· 1:43:52
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster
· 29:35
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants...
"Leave the Moon alone!'
· 1:19:40
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts
· 27:58
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants...
'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'
· 1:11:29
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks
· 34:15
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants...
'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'
· 1:30:46
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why...
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.
· 31:33
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants...
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